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the doge is displeased - arthur anon
Anonymous

hey, its john! just wondering if i can come over and hang out :B it would be fun! OH! i could even bring con air! B)
Anonymous

john if you come let me just tell you i hid my glasses 

so wwhatevver come ovver to blind the others

I see the secret mission behind this. Getting Sollux with Eridan. Totally obvious. I'm sure even Vriska can see the sexual tension there!
Anonymous

reely noww? iif they wwerent wwiith eachother wwould ii be here? 

IIM A LOVVE GRUB!! by the wway ii dreww thii2 my2elf ouo

hey everyone how's it goin' down there? i got black ops.. wanna play online?
Anonymous

I HAVE ONE QUESTION.

ONE.

FUCKING QUESTION, FOR YOU, STRIDER.

DO I LOOK LIKE I WOULD PLAY A GOD DAMN GAME WITH YOU?

OH, AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, FUCK OFF THE QUESTION BUTTON.

IT’S LIKE YOU’RE FUCKING IT ON THE OTHER END.

ERIDAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT BATHROOM?
Anonymous

somefin~

um... ed? ii2 there a rea2on why you locked the door?

no reason sol maybe i just wwanted to plot revenge..

(I forgot to add image *Failed* Dx)

SOLLUX! Do you have the moves like Jagger?
Anonymous

no

ii have move2 liike a captor, biitche2

vriska i love you lets be black roomed
Anonymous

Is that you, D8ve? ::::?

So guys, isn't it awkward with Vriska being the only female there?
Anonymous

YEAH IT’S PRETTY FUCKED UP BUT IF YOU PUT IT IN A BITCH BITCH SITUATION, IT’S FINE. 

WE HAVE ERIDAN AND VRISKA.

SO WE HAVE THE BITCH CREW.

hey it's me lizzie! so what are you dumbass trolls doing? i thought like you guys cant breathe underwater? so are you guys being idiots and drowning yourselves? thats the best way to go. morons.
Anonymous

wwut